Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

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Crispin Best, who is apparently a FREAKIN’ GENIUS, has written a suite a poems entitled Go Ninja Go Ninja Go. They are depressing character poems about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles characters.

Here’s a sample.

Krang used to date a girl.
She is sort of famous.
She did all the recordings that play on the number 11 tram, the ones that say the name of the next stop.
That is her voice.

She broke up with Krang because she wanted to have sex with her drama teacher.

Most days Krang buys a ticket and just rides around on the number 11 tram.
Krang listens to her voice saying the names of the stops and sits there and tries to be calm.
He listens to her voice and scrolls through old text messages on his phone.
He listens and after a while he looks up and looks at his hand pressing the red button that says ‘Stop’.

There are also poems for the four Turtles, Splinter, April O’Neill, the Shredder and Bebop and Rocksteady. Read them all, it’s well worth your time.

Via Slog

Published in: on May 14, 2009 at 7:13 AM  Leave a Comment  
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Onion Homerun

Posted by ADAM

Two minutes after posting my not-quite-a-review of Star Trek, I watched this and was promptly ashamed of myself.

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As ‘Fun, Watchable’

Published in: on May 8, 2009 at 10:30 AM  Leave a Comment  
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Two Days Till Trek

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Liz pointed this out to me on Slog today. It may be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Published in: on May 5, 2009 at 7:05 PM  Leave a Comment  
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